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Often men and woman are on totally different pages and viewpoints, it's good to see both sides, here goes...
What happened "There was one x on the end of my text message"
Female "He is not that much into me"
Male "Does not mean much to me"
What happened "He asks her to marry him "
Female "dress, ring, big wedding"
Male "I wonder how much this will cost me"
What happened "They go shopping"
Female "happy shopper "
Male "I hate being dragged around from shop to shop"
What happened "They both come back from work "
Female "Can I have a hug and Kiss"
Male "I am hungry"
What happened "Lets watch TV "
Female "Lets watch a Sex and The City..."
Male "Put Top Gear on"
What happened "She kissed me on the cheek"
Female "I like him but not ready for another type of kiss yet, maybe I like him as a friend"
Male "She is likes me as a friend only"
What happened "He has not text me back"
Female "He has met another girl "
Male "I am not that keen or bothered, she will text back later"
What happened "She wants to have sex on the first date"
Female "I want to be close to someone and get attention and hope it leads to a relationship"
Male "She is not girlfriend material"
What happened "Your friends love him"
Female "I think I want him as a boyfriend"
Male "That is fine but she needs to love me"
What happened "He says he will call you the next day after a one night stand"
Female "Waits by her phone for him to call"
Male "He never calls and waits to meet the next girl"
What happened "He invites you to meet his friends"
Female "He wants to make me his girlfriend"
Male "I am proud to introduce her now, I am more sure about her now"
What happened "She invites you to meet her mum and dad"
Female "She wants to marry you or thinks you are husband material"
Male "She is well into me and I hope they like me, I will work on the mum first and stay away from the dad"
What happened "She likes to dress up in sexy clothes to work"
Female: "She likes to be attractive for herself and friends"
Male "Why does she have to dress like that? Who is she trying to impress?"
What happened "He acts differently in-front of his mates "
Female: "This is so not cool big no no"
Male "Trying to seem cool still even though he has a girl "
What happened "He gets cold feet and pulls away "
Female: "That is the end he is so not into me, I call my mum and friends and moan for hours, suddenly he is the enemy"
Male "I need my cave and space then I will come back "
What happened "He gets me flowers "
Female "What has he done wrong?"
Male "I am being nice and thought she may like them"
What happened "He tries to impress me at first taking me to fancy places"
Female "What does he want? Does he do this with all girls"
Male "I want her to be impressed but I am feeling bad about spending the cash"
What happened "The girl is not keen but starts to pay interest when he pulls away"
Female: "Why has he gone off me I miss the attention"
Male "I gave up"
What happened "He wants a one night stand"
Female: "He was so nice when he hugged me after it, I have a new boyfriend"
Male "I just wanted to release the animal in me and who is next"
What other scenarios can you think of? Share your thoughts and I'll include them in my next article.
XOXO Secret Female and Male Blogger
ha-ha, very funny
ReplyDeleteTrish Wales